Naruto Monologues: Gaara’s POV – The Relish Theory

Rated: M
Warning: Complete crack. Sexual themes and references. Boysmut. Mostly will not make sense unless you follow Ariel’s stories (Kiss Me).

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Is it the hamburger relish with the ketchup integrated or is it the hotdog relish with the mustard?

Does Naruto like smooth and tangy or hot and spicy?

Or does it have nothing to do at all with condiments and everything to do with pickles?