TMG: Timing is Everything

Smoke? There was smoke. The muffins!

Naruto bolted from his desk, swinging around his bedroom door frame and skidding over the kitchen linoleum. No, no, no, no!

But sadly, yes. Continue reading


So much for the blog title


I posted last night’s chapter… and Ariel points out that I’ve misspelled Gai-sensei’s name.

So the first thing I do after getting home from work is go in and correct the mistake in both the blog and the FFN posting. *sigh* My life is so hard.

On another note — Holy crapballs! The blog hit a high of 104 views yesterday night!

Sand Trails Ch 10: Out of Commission

Meanwhile, as the girls had their suspiciously quiet meeting with the principal…

Sasuke, holding a tissue to his nose, stuck his head into the room. Kakashi-sensei had gone, likely taking Naruto home, and the girls were in the office with the principal. That left only Shizune and Itachi in the outer office.

Carefully, the younger Uchiha tiptoed across the room, and was about two feet from his brother when Itachi spoke.

“He broke your nose.” Continue reading

Naruto Monologues: Naruto and Kisame’s POV – Bad Touch!

Okay, not a monologue. It’s dialogue. Bite me.
Warning: Spoiler alert for chapter 24 of I Spy and for a certain aspect of Kisame’s sword.

Me to Ariel:  I just had this horrible idea: Naruto keeps pummeling the roof, and keeps injuring the two of them.
Kyuubi would heal Naruto and then Kisame would get his sword to bite Naruto, so that it would heal Kisame.


[Naruto] You want to what?!

[Kisame] It’s just a nibble, you pansy.

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Dealing with the Prankster: Chapter 3

Self-Sacrifice is Overrated

“Dude! Put the baked goods down and back away from the oven!”

Startled, the brunet by the stove dropped the still-warm cookie back onto the pile and stepped away. The shock was momentary though as the thief immediately began to negotiate. “There’s plenty there! Just one? Please?” Continue reading